1. Alright!, first what’s your name?
Ilassa

2. Awesome! Now select five people that you know!
A: Laeon
B: Darvel
C: Handel
D: Jayara
E: Jenkins

3. Which one of these characters would you get on with best?
Laeon

3.5. Why would you get on best with that character? Come on, don’t be shy!
He’s my dad…

4. Which of those three characters wouldn’t you get on which and why?
Jenkins. He…he let my mother die. I’ve never forgiven him.

5. You and A go to the Mall. What do you think would happen?
We’d buy things, probably. We’re both adults with jobs.

6. D drives you both to the mall, how does that work out?
Mum couldn’t drive, so probably very badly!

7. C asks you out on a date, how would you reply?
Snort He’s a Steward. If he asked me out on a date something would be very wrong! So no.

8. D walks in on C asking you out, how do they react?
Much the same way as I did.

9. E walks in on D reacting to C asking you out, how do THEY react?
I couldn’t tell you, I never met the guy.

10. You, D and C are room mates? How do you and D take this?
We’re not too bothered. She was married and very much in love with my dad, and I’m happily single.

11. Who would win a fight between, A, you, and D?
Mum. She always managed to beat dad down in the bedroom and I’d be no match for her!

12. Who would do best in a spelling contest you, B, or E?
I’d say me. Not to be big headed or anything, but Darvel’s not the brightest guy I’ve met ^^’

13. Who would be counted the most evil out of D, E, and B?
Jenkins.

14. Everybody gangs up on D, do they stand a chance?
Not a hope in the six hells.

15. A, B, and C gang up on you, do THEY stand a chance?
No way.

16. D and A are making out when you walk in. how do you react?
They’re my parents. I tell them to get a room.

17. C falls in love with you, A is obviously jealous, how do you react?
Despite the sheer idiocy of the idea, I’ll play along. I tell Laeon he’s not jealous, that he wants to go home and rethink his life. Then I tell Handel to leave before I get angry >

18. You need to stay at a friend’s house for a night, do you choose E, B, or A?
A, my dad. No contest.

19. C jumps you in a dark alleyway, who comes to your rescue? D, A, or B?
B, Darvel.

20. You decide to start a cooking show, 15 mins alter what is happening?
The set is still standing.

21. C and A join you on the cooking show, what happens 10 mins later?
Handel may have exploded his oven. Dad and I are fine though.

22. You have to pick a character to marry, will it be A, B, C, or D?
B, out of sheer reluctance to marry any of the others. Not that I want to marry B either, but whatever.

23. A and C are injured in a car crash, what do you do?
I know my dad’ll be ok, but obviously I worry about him. C…not so much.

24. D kidnaps C and asks for something from you in return, what is it?
Hot sex from A? I don’t know

25. Everyone gathers around you to hear a story, how does the storytelling go? :3
Poorly. I’ve not had much to tell stories about.

26. Everyone is invited to the wedding except for E, how do they react?
Probably greatful. I don’t think he’d be interested in my marital status.

27. D is late for the wedding between you (and whoever you chose) how do you react?
I'd be disappointed.

28. Why was D late?
Probably busy with Laeon.

29. C and you end up trapped in a cave, do D and E come to help or leave you there?

D, yes. E, I don’t care.
30. A, D, and C are doing the Hokey-Pokey, you walk in. How do you react?
o.o

31. A, B D, E, and you are sitting at a table having a Chinese meal, someone passes out fortune cookies. Inside your fortune cookie is the message “the person sitting next to you is evil” Who is sitting next to you?
E

32. You are walking home when a pink fluffy creature see’s you, chirrups cutely, runs up to you and starts rubbing against your leg. How do you react?
D’awwww :3

33. A, B, C, D, and E are all standing in a room when somehow they all change gender, you then walk in. What is your reaction?
O.O

34. Who would make a better hooker? E or B?
B XD

35. You are sitting in your room when B walks in covered in C’s blood, how do you react?
I murder the bastard.

36. E gets drunk and starts hitting on A, you walk in while this is happening, how do you react?
I laugh hysterically. Then murder E.

37. C, you and E go to the zoo and C falls into the lion’s cage, how do you and E react?
E wouldn’t care. It would be the second person he’s let die. I’d jump in and save him or die trying.

38. D suddenly goes berserk! Who do they attack first out of you, A, B, C and E?
E if it’s a violent attack. A if it’s…well >_>

39. A is on fire! What will you do?
Put him out, naturally.

40. C AND A are now on fire, what do you do now?
Put out A first, then C if I have the time.

41. A, B and C are on fire and they’ve set your room on fire! What now?
Call the fire brigade.

42. E, D and you decide to play twister, C joins in and falls on top of someone. Who do they fall on and how do they react?
D. My mum was stunning, even to a Steward!

43. You discover that A and B banded together to make this quiz, what do you do to them?
Laugh as I imagine them laughing like little girls while they write it.

44. D and E are revealed as the real culprits who created the quiz! What do you do now?
I crush E and attempt to do the same to D. Get crushed in the process.

45. A battleship suddenly runs over E, do they survive?
I hope not.

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